I'm Melissa. This is where I write things down and share new things. Sometimes I even post cute pictures of cats...

if you're looking for my portfolio,
it can be found here, or by clicking any of the links across the top of this page.

I just moved back to Ohio after living in the central valley of California for almost three years. People still mention that I'm all grown up and keep asking how being an adult is going, but I really don't know what they're referring to.

I'm officially a (self-proclaimed) curator -- OF GIFS. GIF CONNOISSEUR. Check it out. My GIF blog even made it to buzzfeed once.
ONE MORE CHECK OFF MY LIFELONG INTERNET TO-DO LIST.

Albums of note UPCOMING/2011/2010/2009
A list of albums from the year that had staying power. Not a top album list, because I haven't heard every album, so that just seems a bit silly to me -- the whole "of the year" thing... although I suppose in my own mind that's what they are...

THE ARCHIVES

Nostalgia
a place where I keep things that are already memories and store things that are currently in my life that will inevitably become memories. Vague enough?

Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten
A photographic series devoted to images taken in and around my apartment where I lived for 3 years in college. I moved out for good in December 2009.

Photobooth Sketches
photobooth documentation of sketches i have done and/or found.

Monthly Self Portrait Series
This was a short-lived project that sometimes shows up without warning again on my feed, but definately cannot be considered an "on-going" thing.

My New California Life
What started as an essay series about my experiences living on the left coast turned into a general account of my life here -- through words, photos and other ephemera.

jef etters tips of the day
Jef Etters was a colleague of mine who gave me life tips on a daily basis via a telephone call from a rotary phone. I would then transcribe the tips and post them here for the benefit of all mankind. He didn't know what tumblr was (nor does he now), but he did want to share all his wisdom with the world. enjoy.
PLEASE NOTE: Jef did finally get free long-distance after 7pm EST and will occasionally call to give me tips to transcribe. Be on the look out, it'll change your life.

ScreenCaptureSeries
Funny and or poignant things I feel the need to share with the world via screen capture. This project carries on with the luck that the internet will continue to bring the lulz. I think the odds are in our favor.

 

GPOYW: “I used to live there/autumn is my favourite” edition.
This was taken in the front yard of my parents old house in Ohio. Autumn is my favourite season. I know everyone who lives where I do now thinks autumn here only lasts a few days, but to me the entire winter is going to be like one big long autumn, and I AM SO EXCITED.

GPOYW: “I used to live there/autumn is my favourite” edition.

This was taken in the front yard of my parents old house in Ohio. Autumn is my favourite season. I know everyone who lives where I do now thinks autumn here only lasts a few days, but to me the entire winter is going to be like one big long autumn, and I AM SO EXCITED.

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 031, m. olson, november 2009]

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 031, m. olson, november 2009]

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 030, m. olson, november 2009]

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 030, m. olson, november 2009]

[i used to live here [a dorm room at kent state university]. m. olson. march 19, 2006.]

[i used to live here [a dorm room at kent state university]. m. olson. march 19, 2006.]

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 028, m. olson, november 2009]
i love me some liquid acrylics… yessshhh.

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 028, m. olson, november 2009]

i love me some liquid acrylics… yessshhh.

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 027, m. olson, november 2009]
i used to keep every jones soda fortune i got, unless it was one i already had. it got kind of ridiculous. when i moved out of my parents i recycled a lot of them and made the really good ones into magnets. i find fortune cookie fortunes easier to collect. currently, though, my collection is getting kind of out of hand. but what can i say, “i’m a collector.”
[bonus points to anyone who knows what i’m quoting…]

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 027, m. olson, november 2009]

i used to keep every jones soda fortune i got, unless it was one i already had. it got kind of ridiculous. when i moved out of my parents i recycled a lot of them and made the really good ones into magnets. i find fortune cookie fortunes easier to collect. currently, though, my collection is getting kind of out of hand. but what can i say, “i’m a collector.”

[bonus points to anyone who knows what i’m quoting…]

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 026, m. olson, november 2009]
this is a roll of film i found in a camera my mom gave me from when she was my age, so in essence, this is a picture of pictures of my mom when she was 22. whoa.

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 026, m. olson, november 2009]

this is a roll of film i found in a camera my mom gave me from when she was my age, so in essence, this is a picture of pictures of my mom when she was 22. whoa.

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 025, m. olson, november 2009]

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 025, m. olson, november 2009]

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 024, m. olson, november 2009]

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 024, m. olson, november 2009]

playing catch up.

so i have plenty of images from my vestiges series just waiting for me to edit/upload them. however, i am in the process of moving out of my apartment i’ve been living in for 3 years and may be without internetz at home for a few days. anyway, what i’m trying to say is that the project will not be occuring in time with actual events, and actually most of the images won’t even make it to this silly blog until months after the fact. i guess that doesn’t really matter, but i’m mostly just saying this for myself. in conceptualizing the series, to me it should have happened in pace with actual events of my roommate and i moving out. however, this isn’t the case.

other events that may put a proverbial wrench in the works: i leave for pennsylvania/distant lands in just over a week and won’t be back in ohio until mid january…. don’t fret though, that’s what the queue is for!

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 023, m. olson, november 2009]
my favourite shelf [because of the things contained there] is now missing from the living room downstairs.

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 023, m. olson, november 2009]

my favourite shelf [because of the things contained there] is now missing from the living room downstairs.

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 022, m. olson, november 2009]
just a sampling of my children’s books collection. [mostly this is doctor seuss, obvi…]

[Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 022, m. olson, november 2009]

just a sampling of my children’s books collection. [mostly this is doctor seuss, obvi…]