m. olson
About
there comes a time in all of our lives where we have to decide to jump,even when we know we can’t swim. that time is now. i’m 22, soon to graduate with a bfa. i don’t know how much i will use that piece of paper, but the things i’ve learned from people and the experiences i have shared with them will probably be enough to help me out in the years to come.
i can’t say i have a career path in mind, or any path for that matter, i just know where my heart lies and for once in my life, i’m just going to go where it tells me.
Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten
A photographic series devoted to images taken in and around my apartment where I've lived for the last 3 years. I move out for good in December 2009.
Photobooth Sketches
[photobooth documentation of sketches i have done and/or found.]
jef etters tips of the day
jef etters is a collegue of mine who gives me life tips on a daily basis via a telephone call from a rotary phone. i transcribe the tips and post them here for your benefit. he doesn't know what tumblr is and doesn't want to, but he does want to share all his wisdom with the world. enjoy.
i like chocolate more than you do.
[chocolate reviews, for you to make better choices about your designer chocolate purchases. rated on a scale of 0.0 to 10.0. a new chocolate reviewed on at least a weekly basis.]
i try new things
[reviews on things i try that are new. new products, new movies, new music, etc. et al. rated on a scale of 0.0 to 10.0.]
ScreenCaptureSeries
[funny and or poignant things i feel the need to share with the world via screen capture.]
i can’t say i have a career path in mind, or any path for that matter, i just know where my heart lies and for once in my life, i’m just going to go where it tells me.
Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten
A photographic series devoted to images taken in and around my apartment where I've lived for the last 3 years. I move out for good in December 2009.
Photobooth Sketches
[photobooth documentation of sketches i have done and/or found.]
jef etters tips of the day
jef etters is a collegue of mine who gives me life tips on a daily basis via a telephone call from a rotary phone. i transcribe the tips and post them here for your benefit. he doesn't know what tumblr is and doesn't want to, but he does want to share all his wisdom with the world. enjoy.
i like chocolate more than you do.
[chocolate reviews, for you to make better choices about your designer chocolate purchases. rated on a scale of 0.0 to 10.0. a new chocolate reviewed on at least a weekly basis.]
i try new things
[reviews on things i try that are new. new products, new movies, new music, etc. et al. rated on a scale of 0.0 to 10.0.]
ScreenCaptureSeries
[funny and or poignant things i feel the need to share with the world via screen capture.]
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“THANKSGIVING! If you don’t have anyone to spend thanksgiving with, try making friends with all the other lonely losers at the HomeTown Buffet. Enjoy.”[jef etters tips of the day #022: THANKSGIVING EDITION. as recorded by m. olson]
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“Remember, there’s no such thing as a stranger, just a friend you haven’t met yet. Also, there’s no such thing as a girlfriend either, just a woman who projected what she wanted on to you, and then became bitter when she realized you weren’t going to make her complete. Enjoy.”[jef etters tips of the day #021. as recorded by m. olson]
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“I heard the kids were on this facebook and twitter. I googled around and signed up on GuySpace. It’s not really what I thought it was. Enjoy?”[jef etters tips of the day #021. as recorded by m. olson]
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“Here’s a physical fitness tip: It’s called “funning out” for a reason. It’s hard work! Enjoy.”[jef etters tips of the day #020. as recorded by m. olson]
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“If all of your friends speak in movie quotes, all of your friends are dumb. Enjoy.”[jef etters tips of the day #019. as recorded by m. olson]
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“If you’re going to get out there in the dating scene in Ohio, be prepared to meet a lot of “BBW’s” who enjoy football, just saying. Enjoy?”[jef etters tips of the day #018. as recorded by m. olson]
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“Here’s an office tip. If the voicemail on your phone has been flashing that you have two messages but you can’t figure out how to work it, and you’ve been working there too long to ask, don’t worry about it. You can ignore it for a long time, nothing seems to happen. Enjoy.”[jef etters tips of the day #017. as recorded by m. olson]
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“There is a reason people don’t put applesauce in omelets. It’s gross! Don’t do it. Did not enjoy.”[jef etters tips of the day #016. as recorded by m. olson]
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“If I could travel through time, I would try to meet myself in the future and have sex on a hoverboard with myself. Think about it. Enjoy.”[jef etters tips of the day #015. as recorded by m. olson]
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“Remember when you were a little kid and you had to wear an eyepatch because your lazy eye and that kid in the hospital told you you didn’t have to wear it anymore, then you got in trouble with the nurse? Remember that guys? That happened to all of us, right? Good times! Enjoy.”[jef etters tips of the day #014. as recorded by m. olson]
