1. “Here’s a fun game when you are standing in line at the post office. Pretend that you are standing in line at the DMV and suddenly things don’t look so bad now, do they? Enjoy!”
    [jef etters tips of the day #042. as recorded by m. olson]

    jef etters tip of the day advice

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  3. “When you’re home alone waiting for your wife to come after her grown up civic meeting, it’s ok to sit around in pajamas and watch Batman cartoons. She married you because you are creative, not because you are a man. Enjoy.”
    [jef etters tips of the day #041. as recorded by m. olson]

    jef etters tip of the day advice

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  5. [Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 025, m. olson, november 2009]

    [Vestiges of a Life Soon Forgotten: Image 025, m. olson, november 2009]

    vestiges of a life soon forgotten advice

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  7. “Here’s a life tip for the head of the household. Make friends with your local mail carrier! You don’t want to tick him or her off and wind up with too much pepper on your cable bill or a christmas card full of spit do you? Mailmen are people too. Enjoy.”
    [jef etters tips of the day #040. as recorded by m. olson]

    jef etters tip of the day advice

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  9. “It’s fun to think about superpowers; What you would do if you had them? Would you help others? Would you steal sacks of money with dollar signs on them? Would you turn invisible and hide from the world until you died of old age? That’s what I would do. Enjoy.”
    [jef etters tips of the day #039. as recorded by m. olson]

    jef etters tip of the day advice

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  11. “Here is a life tip for those who study magic. Listen jerkoff, you’re not so special just because you got a book out of the library that shows you how to distract me while you drop a salt shaker under the table in an effort to impress my ladyfriend.. YOU’RE NOT REALLY MAGIC. Enjoy!”
    [jef etters tips of the day #038. as recorded by m. olson]

    jef etters tip of the day advice

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  13. “Here’s a tip for the fancy category. If you want to really live it up, ask for extra “au jus” the next time you take a date to Arby’s. You will also look like a big man on campus if you tell her that you know the owner, Gary Arby, and that “au jus” means “with it’s own juice” in french, the language of love. Enjoy.”
    [jef etters tips of the day #034. as recorded by m. olson]

    jef etters tip of the day advice

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  15. “There is a saying - if at first you don’t succeed, try and try again. This saying was obviously coined by a loser who did not succeed the first time. Why would I listen to a loser? I wouldn’t. Therefore, I submit to you a new saying: if at first you don’t succeed, you are a loser and nobody should listen to your sayings. The end.
    Enjoy.”
    [jef etters tips of the day #033. as recorded by m. olson]

    jef etters tip of the day advice

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  17. “Tip of the Day, Sunday Funnies Edition - If your cat loves lasagna, you have one fucked up cat. Enjoy.”
    [jef etters tips of the day #032: SUNDAY FUNNIES EDITION. as recorded by m. olson]

    jef etters tip of the day advice

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  19. “Relationship tip - if your best friend breaks up with his girlfriend and then later on she asks you to write life tips for her blog, go ahead. It’s good to love everybody, no matter what. Enjoy.”
    [jef etters tips of the day #029. as recorded by m. olson]

    jef etters tip of the day advice

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